Welcome, seeker of truth and wearer of funny hats. In a world filled with charlatans and self-proclaimed messiahs, it's hard to know who to trust. That's where we come in - The Prophets of Old, the most unorthodox, the most unpredictable, and the most utterly useless seers this side of the Pecos River.
Meet Zeus, the King of the Gods (and occasional babysitter)
Discover the wisdom of Odin, the All-Father of Mischief
Get the inside scoop on Isis, the goddess of... well, everything
Known for his unpredictable temper, Zeus is the god of gods. He's like the in-laws of the Olympian family, always showing up uninvited, making a scene, and demanding to be fed.
As the god of mischief, Odin is like the class clown of the gods. He's always up to no good, but you can't help but laugh at his antics. Just don't ask him to do your taxes.
Isis is the ultimate multi-tasker. She's got her hand in every pie, her nose in every pie, and her eyes on every pie that's been pilfered. She's like the Swiss Army Knife of the gods.